REVENGE.EXE
REVENGE

dont revenge trade.
just get revenge.

  • got bundled?
  • got rugged?
  • got nuked by some 200k kol who exited on your bag?

$revenge. get yours today.

📄 readme.txt - Notepad

// the situation

ok here's where we are.

you saw the post. you saw the chart. you bought the dip. you bought the dip again. the dip kept dipping. the kols telling you to ape were already out. the bundlers you didn't know existed unloaded on you at the open. the dev migrated. the dev was always migrating.

you refresh dexscreener at 4am. your 5k is now 80 dollars. you laugh. you have to laugh. it's that or stop.

congratulations. you're in the trenches.

> be me > ape into "next 100x" > chart goes red within 4 minutes > refresh dexscreener for 6 hours straight > "it's still early" > bag now buys one (1) coffee > mfw it's the seventh time this week > .jpg

$revenge isn't an investment. it's a coin a bunch of guys made because every single launch this cycle nuked us and we ran out of cope. it'll probably also rug. but at least this time we're the ones laughing.

so here's the only advice we have, the kind we wish someone had given us 200 launches ago:

dont revenge trade. just get revenge.

get yours today.

📄 rules.txt - Notepad

// the rules (we will not follow them)

  1. 01you don't sell. (you will sell.)
  2. 02you don't cope. (you will cope.)
  3. 03when the chart is red you laugh louder.
  4. 04every kol is a top signal.
  5. 05every "alpha drop" is bundler exit liquidity.
  6. 06every "next leg" tweet is the top.
  7. 07therapy is for npcs.
  8. 08all hail nothing.
  9. dont revenge trade. just get revenge.
📁 C:\REVENGE\holders\screenshots
FileEditViewHelp 10 items · screenshots from the timeline · these aren't jokes, this is just our lives now
banana_3am.jpgno bags. no masters. just snacks.
spoon_session.jpgit's not you. it's the spoon.
one_icecube.jpgwe ordered exactly what we wanted.
pickle_q3.jpgdominate. diversify. dehydrate.
rooftop_pool.jpgno lifeguard. no shame. all sky.
floor33.jpga katana and a venti. on the way up.
laundromat.jpgspin cycle. all witnesses neutralized.
level_b.jpgno love. only bread.
grape.jpgsmall fire. correct fire.
chairman_of_nothing.jpgall hail nothing. meeting cancelled forever.
trenches.bbs - /biz/

// the trenches

not a discord. not a "community". just a bunch of guys who got nuked too many times and stopped pretending.

> no top kols > no alpha leaks (the alpha is bundler exit liquidity) > no roadmap. no utility. no whitepaper. > no kyc. no dues. no application. > just refreshing dexscreener at 4am > with 80 dollars and a chain on

dont revenge trade. just get revenge.

for the betrayed
built for revenge
turn pain into payback
CMD.EXE - buy.bat
Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2026.

C:\> cd REVENGE
C:\REVENGE> buy.bat

> running buy.bat ...
> locating contract address ...
> OK.

CONTRACT ADDRESS:
> chain: solana
> deployed: pump.fun
> ticker: $REVENGE

> choose your action:
WARNING: this is a meme coin.
WARNING: you will probably lose money.
WARNING: that's the joke.

REMINDER:

dont revenge trade. just get revenge.

C:\REVENGE> _